It all started with going to a bar. I soooo did not get drunk enough for what happened later on. No this is not the same thing as last week! Anyhow, I was in a lower level then where I usually drink on normal days and I went into that bar that Ru is currently using as a whorehouse and got some wine. Yeah it was all fine and normal until this dude started freaking out and stabbed himself while shouting some sort of Emerald Claw bullshit. Then his friend turned invisible, ripped the head off some other guy and disappeared into the shadows. I mean you gotta admire the guy's technique but damn, so everyone normal in there bolted. This, of course, brought the Watch down so I had to run upstairs. I mean there is no way I could let myself get caught in this dive, even though I didn't do anything.
I ran upstairs and rifled through personal property in search of something to get me out of there. Someone left a necklace, so I took it, I mean a girl has to have her priorities right? But other then that there was no way out so I went back in the hall. Some losers were yelling and another dude vanished into thin air. I don't know if you are keeping track at home, but that is two of them now. So I went into another room in an attempt to find something useful... but what I found was Ru, dressed as an eight year old girl I might add. Yeah it is weird but whatev. So we jumped out a window and went our respective ways.
The next day after I woke up to SOMEONE rudely tapping on my window, interrupting my beauty sleep (it was Ru, his bastard pimp sold us out and he needed to bust in), I headed back to the bar fully aware that my face was staring at me from a wanted poster every few feet. Ru explained most of the situation on the way there. It was a seriously not good situation. So I opened the door and we found the bartender dead lying next to a freezer. Serves him right. We took his money and his liquor. And then some drunk Dwarf chick busted in... I am not really sure why, but she followed us home. I guess she also was wanted by the Watch like Ru and I.
We all got a summons from the House d'Sivis and learned that if we wanted to get help from them in clearing our names, or really learning what the hell the Cannith people wanted from us, we would have to go collect some sort of debt from Goblins.... And that is why we are now here in the Cogs. Oh yeah, there were other people on this poster and we have to work with them. The elven cleric seems pretty cool, though the half-orc cleric does not seem to like Ru or I. The Gnome and his shiny friend do some sort of magic or something. The Warforged seems to regard money in the highest order, though she refuses to just take it, I don't really understand why. There is some sort of Monk made out of metal who used to work for one of the disappearing dudes and a paladin, who really is kind of bad ass for someone who is half human. I guess she knows the other chick who is on the poster with us but that woman isn't here.
I really hate the Cogs. I do not belong down here. And yet here we are. The hobgoblin douche bag who ran the joint fed us some line about only obeying the laws of d'Artagnan or something else goblin related. So we totally killed him. Bad point to that being then the other little goblins got pissy. They should have just paid up the money they owed I mean, really, one hobgoblin against nine people, that is ridiculous. Anyhow we managed to waste the entire group of goblins without anyone getting hurt. The Monk obliterated like two of them, I wasn't even sure Monks were allowed to do that. So we killed them all and didn't even get a scratch on us but I have to say the weirdest part was definitely the Badger. What the hell makes a badger Celestial anyway? Does it shit stars? I just don't understand Gnomes.
So we checked out all of their stuff and found a bunch of gold. This was the good part of it. We also found a shaft full of angry Goblins, this part, not so awesome. There was also a chick chained up to a wall, very suckish. But at least she wasn't dead, so she was doing better then the guy next to her. She and the rest of us have decided to sleep in the creepy goblin beds for the night and see about the shaft thing in the morning. Let it be known that if I catch any sort of goblin disease because you people wanted to stay here, I am going to hurt someone.
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